Monday, September 17, 2012

A Peach is a Peach is a Peach?

          I have never been one to scour the farmer’s market in search of the finest produce, the ripest fruit, or the freshest cider.  In fact I have rarely looked into any of the groceries I buy from my usual big supermarkets like Safeway and WalMart, but its time to see—no—to taste what’s really going into my mouth and body.  One would have to expect that produce from a local organic farm that is sold at the farmer’s market would have to be superior to one of the billions of pieces of produce shipped to WalMarts all over the US.  Well it was time to test the theory.
            My item of choice would be the peach.  Few fruits could match the sweet succulent explosion of flavor that came with every bite.  I wanted that perfect peach: that peach that felt like there was a circus going on in my mouth!  I wanted to find a peach just like Kramer’s famous Mackinaw peaches on Seinfeld.  You know, the kind that only come around once, and with flavor that is unparalleled.
            Well we don’t have Mackinaw peaches, so something locally grown and organic would have to do.  I set off to the Moscow Farmer’s Market down on Main St. with the girlfriend and we decided to check out one of the bigger fruit stands.  This place had crates upon crates of peaches and apples and peppers, and any thing else one could need.  It was an organic farm from Royal City, Washington. The peaches looked just splendid, I doubted anything from WalMart could match. 
            When we got to Walmart, Jamie (the previously stated lady friend) took one look and one squeeze of the peaches in the produce section, and knew they didn’t have a chance.  Nonetheless, we picked out the best one we could find, hoping to make it a somewhat fair fight in our taste contest to come.
            After a weekend of drinking and barbeques in the park, we had almost neglected to have our little showdown of peach purity, but finally it was time.  Jamie kept me out of the kitchen as she did her best to make the chunks of peach as even and similarly shaped as possible.  I would be the first to go blindly into that good peach. 
            With my hood pulled over my eyes, I took the first bight.  It was a circus! The sweet juice erupted in that explosion of flavor I had been hoping for.  It was almost perfect, except for a tad of sourness that would surely have dissipated in a day or two of ripening.  It seemed a solid choice, but something told me this was no farmer’s market peach.  I don’t know what it was, a hunch, something in my gut.  It just didn’t feel right.
            Then it was time for the next bite.  After thoroughly washing my taste buds off with the delicacy that is Moscow tap water, I sunk my teeth into bite two.  For a second I felt as though another flavor fit was about to occur, but it quickly subsided. The bite was gone as quickly as it had come.  My choice felt obvious, but it was Jamie’s turn.
            Covering her eyes in a beanie, before the anxious looks of her dogs Cirque and Kade, Jamie waited to test what she already felt sure of.  I gave her the farmer’s market peach first.  She kept silent, but I had come to know what she knew.  One look at those wedges and it was obvious that my newly found hunch was wrong. A sip of water, and then next bite.  Soon it was over and she ripped the hat off her head. 
            “I know exactly which was which,” she said.
Pretty obvious yeah?
      There was truly no comparison.  The Farmer’s market peach shined red and gold while the WalMart peach looked sad and already browning.  I guess I was wrong to ever even dream that the WalMart peach had a chance.  It was from Conrad & Adams Fruit Farm which was recently bought out by L&M Companies, a giant in the fruit and vegetable world.  They couldn’t match a small northwest organic farm.  I hate stories to end just how you expect them to, but you just cant argue with the truth.
The case was closed.





And the inspirational scene for any
who don't know it. Classic Kramer:

1 comment:

  1. Once again, the story telling aspect of this piece really shines through. One point to think about: If the quality of the Walmart peach was better, say if you had arrived a day earlier or a day later would that have effected your choice? Would the taste be as vastly different? Its something to think about.

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